My memory is lost!

A scientific image of what my cranium looks like. 

I have a confession. I have a horrible memory.

I mean, everybody forgets where they put their phone. Everybody will forget to pay a bill. Everybody will forget the names of people they just met.

But, my friends, I have a very unique history of forgetting the names of my favorite movies. And I will admit, at one time, I forgot John Travolta's name.

Say whaa? 

Sometimes, my lack of short term memory is kind of scary. I often forget where I ate at the night before, what I ate, and even sometimes...

...What I blogged about the night before!!! =O

To be honest, my memory loss isn't as scary as it is hilarious. What fun would it be if you didn't try to put your cell phone in the freezer every once in a while and tried to connect your sandwich to your cellphone charger? Exactly.

No wonder my phone hates me... 

Now that I think of it, my phone could be the reason I have such a terrible memory. Or it could be the fact that I lost about 30,000 brain cells from watching Billy Madison last night. (No offense to any fans of the movie. Haha.)

Well, I hope I remember about this post tomorrow morning. Until then, have a happy Thursday everyone!! ♥

Once Upon a Saturday...

I figured that since my blog's name is "Once Upon a Meago," the few readers I have are entitled to a little story once in a while. From now on, every Saturday, I'm going to write you guys a little story, equipped with pictures and everything! It's like revisiting the first grade, or something...


ONCE UPON A TIME...


There was a blue monster. His name was Jeffery. He wore a red cap and he liked to laugh and play with his friends.

Jeffery only had one problem. Jeffery had no friends. Jeffery did not get to laugh and play with anyone, because he smelled bad. Really. Bad.

So, one day, in an attempt to gain some friends, Jeffery took a bath in the local river. Unfortunately, Jeffery didn't know that the river was intoxicated with very unstable chemicals.

This is a toxic river. Shut up, kids!! I know

you're laughing at my poor drawing skillzzz. :(

Jeffery got out of the water and had a very funny, tingly feeling on his furry skin. He thought nothing of it, and thought it was gas. He went to bed that night in his little bed. While he was sleeping, the unthinkable happened.

Jeffery, the little blue monster with the red cap who smelt so bad that no body would be his friend, woke up to a crowd of random girls hugging on him. 

"OH JEFFERY!" They cried. "WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH! WILL YOU MARRY ME?!"

Jeffery was very confused. He did not understand why these girls were so obsessive over him. He got up and looked in the mirror, and was startled by what he saw.

WOAH JUSTIN LONG.

"OH EM GEE!!" yelled Jeffery. "I TURNED INTO JUSTIN LONG. NO WONDER I'M A HIT WITH THE LADIES NOW."

From there on out, Jeffery... I mean, Justin Long, lived happily ever after!

The End! :)