Results from the Quizaroooo! :)

Before I give you the winner of this contest, I will review the correct answers to all 7 questions. 


1.) What is my favorite color?
My favorite color is lime green. I also like hot pink, so if you put that down I may have given you credit.

2.) What is my favorite number?
This one was a tricky one. Only a few people know my favorite number, but it is 9. I have no idea why, it just is.

This episode of Once Upon a Meago was brought

to you by... the number 9!

3.) What is my worst subject area?

Many of you guys answered that English was my worst subject area. Many of you guys are very incorrect, because English is typically my forte. The correct answer here is Math. Any of you who know me seriously know that my relationship with Math is not a pretty one.

You should be scared, Math.

4.) How many pets do I have?

The correct answer here is 3. I have a dog and two cats.

My dog, Saucer. He's a German Shepard/Chow mix.

This is my cat Billy.

This is my other cat, Elsie. 

5.) What is my favorite meal, EVER?!

Chicken wings, duhh guys. I dedicated a whole blog post to it, go here for more info.

I also accepted Bell Peppers and Sautéed Onions as an answer. I love love love love LOVE Bell Peppers and Onions. YUMMM. ♥

6.) I spend my summers doing what?

Typically, every summer, I spent a good while in New Jersey. I have family up there and I work at Al & Sam's Canoe and Kayak Rentals, which is owned by my relatives who live up there. So, if you are ever in the New Jersey area, go to Al & Sam's! (end of endorsement)

Then, I come home for maybe a week or so. After I am home for a bit, we all pack up and go to the beach for 2-3 weeks. Yes, we are spoiled. Yes, we enjoy it. :)

This year was different. We spent a week in New Jersey during the beginning of the summer, and then we came home. After about a month, we went to the beach for 2 and a half weeks. Then we came home, and at the end of the summer we went back to New Jersey to watch a Phillies baseball game. (And yes, Washington Nationals KICKED OUR BUTTS!! BOO.)

7.) What school activities do I participate in?

This one is tricky, because I am involved with so many extra curricular activities. But, here we go.

• International Thespian Society
• Showchoir/Chorus
• Musical Theatre
• Senior Class Homebase Rep (That takes up every Tuesday of my senior year, so YES that counts.)
• Tri-M

That may not seem like a lot... But trust me, it is. 

And finally, the moment we've all been waiting for... THE WINNER IS....

MY CUH, KATIE. :) ♥

Katie answered got the highest score, which was about 15 points. I don't know, I may of lost count. But she's pretty awesome. She knows her cousin well. :) Katie will be featured in this week's episode of Once Upon a Saturday... So stay tuned! :)

And the Winner isssss...

BRITTNEYYYYY! :)

(Duh.)

Brittney pretty much won this Poke War. She had Kenny beat so badly that he had to throw in the towel!!! Kenny still tried, though, so you have to give him credit for that! 

The winner for my Quizaroo will be announced TOMORROW. So, if you haven't already, drop by and try for a chance to win a feature in Once Upon a Saturday! :)

Until then, lovelies. ♥

Quizzaroo about the Meagoroo

Time for a pop quiz guys. Who ever gets the highest score wins a free feature in Once Upon a Saturday... READY SET GO.

1) What is my favorite color?
2) What is my favorite number?
3) What is my WORST subject area?
4) How many pets do I have?
5) What is my favorite meal, EVER?
6) I spend my summers doing what?
7) What school activities do I participate in? (You will get one point for every activity you get right! ☺)

I'll post the answers sometime next week. Until then, home slices! ♥

Now let the games begin!

Two good friends of mine (who conveniently have blogs at 11Chicken and Brittney Michelle) are in a bit of a quarrel. They are in one of those never ending Facebook poke battles... Yeah, you all know what I'm talking about.

Anyway, they figured out a solution. They decided to let ME pick the winner. And you all know me, I cannot make a decision to save my life.

So, here is how I am going to pick the winner. This competition is limited to ONLY Kenny and Brittney. Sorry guys, you all will have a chance later to compete for the title of awesomeness.

Now, here is the criteria:

1) You must write a story (much like my Once Upon a Saturday stories, only with your own style).
2) Your post must revolve around me, as I will be the main character of your story (Yes, I know... I am a little bit narcissistic. =P)
3) You will be graded on creativity, originality, visual images, etc. (Man, I feel like an English teacher....)
4) Flattery is awesome. AKA... If you blow me up in your story, you better have a good reason. Because the one I like best will be the one to win. Honestly, I don't like being blown up most of the time.
5) I cannot stress... BE CREATIVE! Draw pictures! Meago loves pictures! =D

The deadline is THIS SATURDAY.

May the best "Poker" win. :)

Today I am a Super Hero

I never said I wasn't a creepy super hero.

And so MEAGOMAN is born.

How politically incorrect is that?! :)

Once Upon a Saturday: The Adventures of Aty Part 3

Last time on The Adventures of Aty...

Aty gets an awesome car.

Oni gets captured by some evil Texan force and is taken

to the Fortress of Sad Feelings.

Meago turns into an octopus. Figures.

"Great!" Aty sighed. "Meago can't do anything if she's an octopus. She can't even give this story a decent plot, because she can't type."

"JKAJDLFKDJCUIEJEKNEKJJLKA" said Meago.

The only way Aty could save Oni is if she turned Meago back into her original life form... She wasn't quite sure if Meago was human or not, but whatever. She was going to do her best.

So, Aty hopped into her ATYMOBILE and drove to Jesup, Georgia. Why Jesup, you ask?

Jesup? It's like Jesus and Ketchup! :D

True Story.

Anyway, Aty finally arrived to this city called Jesup. No one here knew who Meago was, but that didn't matter. Meago apparently had a strange obsession with this city. It was her mission to discover why.

She interviewed several citizens of the city. "Why is this city so important?!?" she asked.

One citizen answered, "We have an Amtrak station!"

"We have an airport!" said another.

"RANDALL BRAMBLETT WAS BORN HERE!" insisted another citizen.

"Who the heck is that?" questioned Aty.

The strange citizen shrugged. "That's what it said on our Wikipedia page."

Aty was close to giving up. She was sad because Meago turned into an octopus. She was sad because Oni was still trapped in the Fortress of Sad Feelings. She was sad because her banana mobile was almost out of gas and she missed her kitty. But that was besides the point. As she was about to pack herself in her ATYMOBILE, she heard angels sing.

"What's that?!" Aty cried out. She turned around, and there it was.

The Original "Jesup"

"This is just what Meago needs!" Aty rejoiced. "She loves Jesus, and she loves Ketchup. She's sure to turn back into a non-Octopus after she drinks this!"

Aty packed up the Jesup in her ATYMOBILE and somehow made it back to Meagoland on an empty tank of gas. 

Meago was just flopping around when Aty showed up. "MEAGO DRINK THIS!!"

The strange octopus drank the Jesusly Blessed Ketchup and turned back into a normal Meago.

It's like going to church and having a hot dog...

ALL AT THE SAME TIME! ♥ :)

You poor reader, I keep leaving cliff hangers for you. I'm sure you're wondering what's going to happen with Oni. Is Aty going to be able to make it from Meagoland to Texas on an empty tank of gas? Can Aty afford to fill her gas tank? Can Aty accomplish all this on her own?

Until next Saturday...

I've created a lot of evil monsters...

But none are as terrifying as the...

THE EVIL BRUSSEL SPROUT PONY!!!! 

The Evil Brussel Sprout Pony is to blame for all the bad things that happen in this world. The death of MJ? Yep, blame the EBSP. The fall of the economy? You can blame that on the EBSP too. The reason why I'm blogging today?! YES! You are correct. The Evil Brussel Sprout Pony is to blame!

And the more I talk about all this, I realize that my life is like a very freaky fairy tale. For example: Rumpelstiltskin and Cinderella. Two very creepy fairy tales. 

Oh well, I blame the EBSP. 

Until next time.

Once Upon a Saturday: The Adventures of Aty Part 2

Last time, on Once Upon a Saturday...

Oh noooo! Aty VS. Monsta?!

ONCE UPON A TIME...

Aty was about to fight this Evil Monsta... but then her pocket started ringing. She was getting a phone call at the wrong time, seriously...

"Hold up Monsta-Dude, I gotta take this..." She takes her phone out.

Her BFF Oni was calling her. Whaddaheck?

"Oni, what do you want?" Aty sighed. "I'm about to fight this monsta."

"Monsta can wait, dummy!" Oni cried. "I HAVE GOTTEN ABDUCTED!!!"

"Saaaay whaaa?!" Aty hung up her phone and looked at the Monsta. "Yo, monsta... I gotta split, can I reschedule this duel?"

The Monsta burped in response. "...Okay. I'll take that as a yes." Aty then ran to her ATYMOBILE and called Oni back.

ATYMOBILE

Oni picked up his phone. "COME SAVE ME I'M IN TEXAS."

"Really, what the crapface?! Okay, I'm on my way." Aty hangs up her phone and drives her ATYMOBILE to the big bad State of TEXAS. She parks her ATYMOBILE in front of a creepy factory right off the interstate. She was sure that poor Oni was in this place. She almost peed herself, it was a creepy place to hold a person hostage.

Low and behold... THE FORTRESS OF SAD FEELINGS:

"WHAT IS THIS?!" Aty yells out of script!!

Take that, Aty.

Aty was in a tussle. She had to find a way to turn Meago back into a human. She had to free Oni from the Evil Fortress of Sad Feelings. And most importantly... She had to beat that Evil Hat Monsta. Poor Aty... NOT!

Stay tuned, kiddos. 

Writer's Block

I have been having Writer's Block for two days now. I guess I used up my creativity on my last post... But I'm not giving up. I am blogging about the first object I see... And oh geez... It's Chef Boyardee: Beef Ravioli.

I am holding this object in my hands... Ravioli. Oh... mah... gah. I can't even fathom the thought of eating this crap. As a young child, I would eat this stupid brand of Ravioli, bananas, and canned peaches on a daily basis. DAILY. Every day for lunch, I would eat a bowl of Ravioli. And I had to eat it all, there was no way around that. Then, for "dessert", I would eat a banana and/or a bowl of canned peaches.

Little Meago + Month's supply of Ravioli = TORTURE.

It took me about five years to eat a banana again. It probably wasn't until recently I was able to eat canned peaches again. But still, it's been ten years since I had a can of Chef Boyardee Ravioli. I don't think I'll ever be able to eat that crap again. **

On another note... Who is this "Chef Boyardee"? Chef Boyardee, the jolly little Italian man on every can of Ravioli and crap you are fooled to eat as a kid, is actually named Ettore Boiardi. I guess I can see the resemblance in the names... Boyardee and Boiardi. Yeah, it totally makes sense.

But still, in researching this guy, I cannot find how he died. I always have to know how a famous dead dude died. It is just mandatory. I therefore hate this Ravioli more, because I have no idea how this guy died. Was it just old age? Was he abducted by aliens? The world may never know!

I found evidence that my theory is correct. BOOYAH.

**Disclaimer: Unless my auntie in New Jersey has some of that Spinach Ravioli. That stuff was good. But no one else is allowed to feed that stuff to me. Just her.

Once Upon a Saturday: The Adventures of Aty

ONCE UPON A TIME...

...There was a fine lass named Aty. No, not like the number. A-T-Y. Aty. 

Aty collected hats like some seven year boys collected baseball cards. Aty had a hat for every occasion. She had a hat for a cool day, and a hat for a warm day. She had a hat for an American Day, and if she felt like being Japanese for a day... She had a hat for that too!

Aty in a JapHat

To say the least, Aty was the MASTER of HATS! But one day, she was faced with a challenge. She had every hat in the universe, except for one. This hat was beloved by all, but owned by only one soul...

THE EVIL HAT MONSTA

The Evil Hat Monsta owned the hat that Aty wanted to so badly. Now, Aty could of talked to the Evil Hat Monsta and she just could of said, "Hey, Mista Monsta... I want that hat, can I please have it?"

But Aty doesn't play the game of hats like that. No, Aty does not. Aty dueled the Evil Hat Monsta. 

Yes, I know my dearies. Soooo many questions going through your head right now, correct? Like...

What weapon will Aty use to fight this odd looking Monsta?

What kind of awesome ninja moves will Aty use?

Who is going to win?

What is this hat that Aty is fighting for?

Is this hat really worth it?

Who is Aty?

Why is this Monsta pink?

Well, kiddos... I'm sorry to do this to you... but...

Stay tuned for more awesomeness and to find out 

what happens next with our dear friend Aty! :)

I'm in a Box, Don't You Ever Forget! :)

So yesterday, I was a bit on the hyper side. Forget that, I'm always on the hyper side. It's just in my nature. But anyway, we've been doing quite a bit of "remodeling" around my house. My grandma's room has all new furniture.. new bed, new cabinets, and also... a NEW MINI-FRIDGE!!!

Now, of course... You're all like, "Meago, what the heck is wrong with you? How can you be all hyper about a stupid mini-fridge?!"

But my friends, I do have good reasoning. My question to you is, "What do mini-fridges come in?"

Yes, that's right. A box. And again, yes that's right. I spend my night last night playing in a box.

I'm so sneaky. No one knew where I was... ;)

...Except my cat, Billy. He found me. :O

Billy decided to join me in the box. But he didn't

stay for too long. What a party poop!

"Um... No, Mom. I am not giving up my box!!" ♥

I look like Little Bill in this picture.

See the image below for reference:

Okay, so maybe you don't

see it, but I do. 

I'm sorry to inform you that I am NOT blogging from my box at this moment. To be honest, the box got kind of old... very fast. Bony butt + Sitting on the ground for more than ten minutes = EXTREME PAIN.

In other news, look who's following me on Twitter!

Happy, Happy Joy, Joy? O_o

Until tomorrow, my lovelies! Up next... Once Upon a Saturday. Stay tuned!! :)

My memory is lost!

A scientific image of what my cranium looks like. 

I have a confession. I have a horrible memory.

I mean, everybody forgets where they put their phone. Everybody will forget to pay a bill. Everybody will forget the names of people they just met.

But, my friends, I have a very unique history of forgetting the names of my favorite movies. And I will admit, at one time, I forgot John Travolta's name.

Say whaa? 

Sometimes, my lack of short term memory is kind of scary. I often forget where I ate at the night before, what I ate, and even sometimes...

...What I blogged about the night before!!! =O

To be honest, my memory loss isn't as scary as it is hilarious. What fun would it be if you didn't try to put your cell phone in the freezer every once in a while and tried to connect your sandwich to your cellphone charger? Exactly.

No wonder my phone hates me... 

Now that I think of it, my phone could be the reason I have such a terrible memory. Or it could be the fact that I lost about 30,000 brain cells from watching Billy Madison last night. (No offense to any fans of the movie. Haha.)

Well, I hope I remember about this post tomorrow morning. Until then, have a happy Thursday everyone!! ♥

Once Upon a Saturday...

I figured that since my blog's name is "Once Upon a Meago," the few readers I have are entitled to a little story once in a while. From now on, every Saturday, I'm going to write you guys a little story, equipped with pictures and everything! It's like revisiting the first grade, or something...


ONCE UPON A TIME...


There was a blue monster. His name was Jeffery. He wore a red cap and he liked to laugh and play with his friends.

Jeffery only had one problem. Jeffery had no friends. Jeffery did not get to laugh and play with anyone, because he smelled bad. Really. Bad.

So, one day, in an attempt to gain some friends, Jeffery took a bath in the local river. Unfortunately, Jeffery didn't know that the river was intoxicated with very unstable chemicals.

This is a toxic river. Shut up, kids!! I know

you're laughing at my poor drawing skillzzz. :(

Jeffery got out of the water and had a very funny, tingly feeling on his furry skin. He thought nothing of it, and thought it was gas. He went to bed that night in his little bed. While he was sleeping, the unthinkable happened.

Jeffery, the little blue monster with the red cap who smelt so bad that no body would be his friend, woke up to a crowd of random girls hugging on him. 

"OH JEFFERY!" They cried. "WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH! WILL YOU MARRY ME?!"

Jeffery was very confused. He did not understand why these girls were so obsessive over him. He got up and looked in the mirror, and was startled by what he saw.

WOAH JUSTIN LONG.

"OH EM GEE!!" yelled Jeffery. "I TURNED INTO JUSTIN LONG. NO WONDER I'M A HIT WITH THE LADIES NOW."

From there on out, Jeffery... I mean, Justin Long, lived happily ever after!

The End! :)