Once Upon a Saturday: Cuh-atie

ONCE UPON A TIME...


...There was a cool chickaroonie. Her name was Cuh-atie.

            Cuh-atie :)

Cuh-atie was super awesome for a lot of reasons. One of her awesome traits was that she was a super flag master. She was a member of the super elite super women group*... COLOR GUARD!

Cuh-atie with her flag. 

But one day, while she was practicing mega-awesome tricks with her flat, her flat mysteriously vanished in mid-air.

"Oh noooo!" cried Cuh-atie. "My flag!!!"

Cuh-atie came panicking to her super awesome cousin who was also a detective, Meago.

Meago the Detective. No comments from the

peanut gallery, please.

"What's wrong, Cuh?!" Meago asked.

"My flag! It disappeared!" Cuh-atie cried. "I need your help!"

"That's no prob, Cuh!" Meago smiled. "It's time to investigate."

Cuh-atie and Meago traveled back to the scene of the crime. Meago spotted an eye-witness. 

"Have you seen any suspicious activity in the past 24 hours?" Meago interrogated. 

The eye-witness was a SQUIRREL. Go figure, Meago...

Go figure...

Then, out of the blue, the eye-witness scurried off.

"FOLLOW HIM!" Meago yelled.

Meago and Cuh-atie darted off and followed the eye-witness to his home. He lived in a tree... (Gee, I wonder why.)

And there it was... Cuh-atie's flag was leaning up against the tree.

"My flag!!" Cuh-atie rejoiced and hugged her flag. "How did it get here?"

Meago sighed. "I'm not going to say that eye-witness was the one who took your flag... Because he's a squirrel... And quite frankly, Indy would kill me for making that accusation on a squirrel."

I love you, Indy! :)

"Not to mention how hard it would be to incarcerate a squirrel. Have you ever tried to incarcerate a squirrel?!" Meago said. "Cased Closed!"

In the end, Cuh-atie got her flag back. She kept practicing until she turned into a super hero. 

Cuh-atie the Super Hero. :)

And she lived happily ever after.

THE END. ♥

*Yes, I'm aware that there is one male species in your super elite super women group. But the women over dominate, therefore... He's over domniated. SESWG it is.

Once Upon a... SUNDAY?! :O

I forgot about Once Upon a Saturday... I'm so sorry! Haha, but no worries... Once Upon a Sunday is here! :)


ONCE UPON A TIME...

There was a pair of sisters. There was a big sister, Indy. There was a little sister, Eggo.

Indy and Eggo.

Now, Little Eggo was never much for chick flicks. Eventually, Indy realized this. Indy trained Little Eggo to love most chick flicks (but of course, she was still stubborn when it came to chick flicks... but oh well.)

One day, Little Eggo saw the commercial for this movie:

Charlie St. Cloud!

Little Eggo picks up her evil cellular device and texts her big sister, Indy. "We should go watch Charlie St. Cloud!" she says. Indy replies, "LOLWUT you want to watch a chick flick?! Oh-kay! Let's do it!"

The next Sunday morning, they went to the movie theatre. They watched Charlie St. Cloud, and collectively cried enough to fill up the Atlantic Ocean twice.

This is Little Eggo crying like a baby. Boo-hoo.

They both agreed, the movie was the bomb diggity. Little Eggo went and bragged about it on Facebook. Indy even updated her status!!! Indy NEVER updates her status!!

Afterwards, Indy and Eggo went school shopping. Indy's little ones needed supplies for school, and Eggo tagged along because she needed school supplies too (and she LOVES Office Max). While Little Eggo was looking at the shopping list, she almost ran into a pole. Fortunately, Indy was a good big sister and saved her. Little Eggo would of looked like this if she hadn't:

YAY INDY!

Anyway, there are two lessons to be learned today. 

Numero Uno: Indy and Eggo DEEPLY recommend watching Charlie St. Cloud. 

Numero Dos: Eggo DEEPLY recommends watching where you are walking.

And they lived happily ever after...

THE END! 

Meago is a BEACH BUM

As you may know, I've been spending two and a half weeks at the beach. We are leaving next Wednesday, so my time at the Gulf of Mexico is not quite over yet. (And no, there isn't any oil here.)

A typical day at the beach consists of the following:

I will wake up around 9 or 10 AM. I wobble into my parents' room and my mom makes me breakfast. (Yes, I know... I am sooo spoiled.) Typically, I would eat a bagel. But lately, I've felt like a fatty, so I've been having smoothies. Again, spoiled.

This is why I've given up bagels for a little while. :(

Anyway, eventually I'll get my lazy butt up and get a shower and get my bathing suit on. Yes, I have to get a shower before I go out in the ocean and pool and get dirty again. Is this logical? No. But oh well.

Sometimes, I'll be stupid and go out in the sun during the heat of the day. Typically, though, if I don't have any friends or extra family over, I'll stay inside and be lazy. Or, we'll go shopping. I like the latter, a lot. Trust me. :)

Whenever it's low tide, my mother and I will drag some friends with us and we'll go out on the sand bar. For those of you don't know what a sad bar is... I'll draw you a picture. =D

1. "Hey dude, I'm on the sand! Yay!"

2. "I'm in the ocean, yeahhhh."

3. "HOLY CRAP I CAN'T TOUCH ANYMORE!"

4. "Woah, snappums. I can touch now..."

Out here, we'll hunt for sand dollars and whatever else we can find. We've found various ropes out here, it's kind of scary. I've also seen dolphins, pelicans, and this kind of weird fish out on the sandbar:

He looked something like that... I think?

Eventually I'll come in, and we'll eat dinner. We never go out to eat while we are on vacation. My aunt and my mom (and sometimes  rarely myself) collaborate and make some good food. This would include carrots, bell peppers, steak... Oh man, we eat so much good food. No wonder I look like this right now:

M for Meago... and MEAAAT.

After dinner, I'll go shelling with a friend from our motel. Then we'll be all cold and jump in the heated pool, and won't come out until 10PM or so. (Yes, this is sooo against the rules. But, there's no one in the front office after eight, so who cares?!?!) 

Then, after all this is over... I'm here, blogging! :)

The Logo for a "Happy Meago"

So, there you go. My day is over after 1:30AM or 2AM... Yes, I am a night owl. And yes, I may stay up a little bit longer after this post is up. :)

Well, until next time, lovelies... I leave you with a picture of what I will be doing tomorrow... and the next day... and the next day...

And YES, I lotion up RELIGIOUSLY.

It was a Working Out, Rita's, and Quesadilla Kind of Day! :D

So, this morning I woke up. After watching the Dr. Oz Show (I absolutely love that show), I went to Curves with my aunt.

Yeah, they totally laughed at me.

Here I am, drawing again. Oh, Lord... *facepalm*

Although I may be the skinniest fat girl I know, I am also the weakest. I can see why all the ladies at Curves got a kick out of little old me working out and not knowing what the heck I was doing.

Anywho, after working out, my aunt and I ruined the work out by visiting my favorite place, Rita's. :) I don't know what I'm going to do without my Rita's when I go home... Oh yeah, I'll probably lose weight. See the diagram below.

Yeah, this is true. =/

So anyway, after Rita's, my aunt and I were discussing what we should have for dinner. "How about quesadillas?" I ask. My aunt replies, "What's a quesadilla?"

Therefore, I cooked these babies for dinner.

This was my dad's pile of quesadillas. They look like pancakes! =D

This was my quesadilla. Soooo good! :)

So, all in all, I have had a very productive and fun day! The playlist for tomorrow... An EPIC Quesadilla Tutorial. Maybe fully equipped with step-by-step pictures, but that depends on if I am cooking more quesadillas for lunch tomorrow. 

So, until then lovelies... I'm off. :)

Beach Bumming!!!

Oh, the beach. I love you!! :)

I've been here for almost a week. We've gone to Rita's twice. Once when the girls (my nieces) came down and spent a couple of days, and the other time when the boys (my nephews) came down.

I've floated in the Gulf, swam in the pool, and I even got to crochet a few (and by a few, I mean almost a dozen) roses.

Oh yeah, and I ate food... Lots of food! <3

Speaking of food, my father caught a dozen fish so far. I have a sudden urge to eat some FRIED FISH! Yum!

I swear, I'm the skinniest "fat girl" I know! :)

<3 Meagooo! :)