...There was a cool chickaroonie. Her name was Cuh-atie.
Cuh-atie was super awesome for a lot of reasons. One of her awesome traits was that she was a super flag master. She was a member of the super elite super women group*... COLOR GUARD!
Cuh-atie with her flag.
But one day, while she was practicing mega-awesome tricks with her flat, her flat mysteriously vanished in mid-air.
"Oh noooo!" cried Cuh-atie. "My flag!!!"
Cuh-atie came panicking to her super awesome cousin who was also a detective, Meago.
Meago the Detective. No comments from the
peanut gallery, please.
"What's wrong, Cuh?!" Meago asked.
"My flag! It disappeared!" Cuh-atie cried. "I need your help!"
"That's no prob, Cuh!" Meago smiled. "It's time to investigate."
Cuh-atie and Meago traveled back to the scene of the crime. Meago spotted an eye-witness.
"Have you seen any suspicious activity in the past 24 hours?" Meago interrogated.
The eye-witness was a SQUIRREL. Go figure, Meago...
Then, out of the blue, the eye-witness scurried off.
"FOLLOW HIM!" Meago yelled.
Meago and Cuh-atie darted off and followed the eye-witness to his home. He lived in a tree... (Gee, I wonder why.)
And there it was... Cuh-atie's flag was leaning up against the tree.
"My flag!!" Cuh-atie rejoiced and hugged her flag. "How did it get here?"
Meago sighed. "I'm not going to say that eye-witness was the one who took your flag... Because he's a squirrel... And quite frankly, Indy would kill me for making that accusation on a squirrel."
I love you, Indy! :)
"Not to mention how hard it would be to incarcerate a squirrel. Have you ever tried to incarcerate a squirrel?!" Meago said. "Cased Closed!"
In the end, Cuh-atie got her flag back. She kept practicing until she turned into a super hero.
Cuh-atie the Super Hero. :)
And she lived happily ever after.
THE END. ♥
*Yes, I'm aware that there is one male species in your super elite super women group. But the women over dominate, therefore... He's over domniated. SESWG it is.