Tuesday, September 21, 2010

A Public Apology to Moo-Moo's, Livers, and Lovers of the Moo-Moo Liver

Dear poor baby Moo-Moo's liver that I had for dinner last night:

I'm so sorry you had to stop what you were doing so you could be my dinner. My iron has been low and I was desperate last night. Although you are the "perfect" source of all the iron and proteins I'll ever need, the bad breath I had to endure last night made you totally not worth it. I'm sorry, but I have to declare you as a "bad eats." Maybe next time, buddio.


PS: Your companion, Onions, was and always will be the best. Just saying.
PPS: In all honesty, you didn't taste that bad. But you didn't taste that good, either.
PPPS: I must now result to Spinach now. Great. I feel another rejection letter coming on.


  1. I only like my spinach raw in salads. Don't cook it. Much better for you anyway. Sorry you had to eat liver, but even sorrier for the bad breath reminder you ate liver.

  2. Aw. I <3 You MehMeh. A.J. is addicted to this thingy called Livermush :o It's not that bad, actually xD it is like melty sausage!


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