Once Upon a Saturday: Indy the SquirrelSaver!

ONCE UPON A TIME...


There was a very nice, beautiful big sister who was also a Super Hero. Her name was Indy.

New and Improved SUPER Indy. :)

Indy may be known for a lot of things. She is known as Meago's awesome big sister. She is known as the mother to three of the coolest kids around. She is known for being the wife to this super awesome dude who makes some reeeally good popcorn. 

But Indy had a special talent, which made her a super hero. Whenever a baby squirrel was in trouble, she would rescue it and take care of it until the squirrel was big enough to be released.

Just a handful of this season's babies. :)

Indy didn't really have many enemies... Except for one...

THE EVIL FAT CAT MONSTA. 

The Evil Fat Cat Monsta used to always bully squirrels around. But after the years went by, he had one too many bud lights (as you can see), and had quite the tough time getting around. But to Indy's dismay, and to the dismay to squirrels across the world, she got a letter from this nuisance in the mail.

Indy,

I have kidnapped all the baby squirrels from their mothers.

I want a million bazillion gajillion dollars, or else those mommies

won't be getting their babies back. BUAHAHAHA *burp* AHAH.

-The Evil Cat Monsta

PS: Will accept kitty treats.

PSS: Or beer. *BURP*

Indy sighed. Or screamed. Maybe it was both. She had so much to do. 

"STUPID CAT MONSTA!!" She yelled. "I have to clean the house still! Oh well. I better get going."

So, of course, Indy Hops into her... INDYMOBILE!!

Of course, Meago. Of course.

In her INDYMOBILE, Indy drives over to the Evil Cat Monsta's secret lair.

A Cat Pueblo... SO SCARY!

Indy climbed into the Evil Cat Monsta's room through his window and located the baby squirrels in a room. She almost made it out of the evil lair without being caught, but then the Evil Cat Monsta rolled in... Literally. 

"What are you doing?" the Evil Cat Monsta hiccuped. "Where's my money? Or my cat treats? Or my beer?"

Indy smirked. "I have something better!" She pulled out a point lazer, and the Evil Cat Monsta went crazy.

"WHY AM I SO AMUSED BY THIS LITTLE RED DOT? WHY IS IT MOVIING?" The Evil Cat Monsta shrieked. 

Indy pointed the lazer to a door that was just a bit too small for the Evil Cat Monsta. He sprung over and got stuck in the door way. "I'M STUCK. CURSE YOU INDY!" the Evil Cat Monsta hiccuped again and fell asleep in the doorway. 

Indy brought home all the squirrels to their mommies, and everyone lived happily ever after. And, of course, she got home in time for her BIRTHDAY PARTY!! :)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY INDY! :) ♥

THE END! :)

Once Upon a Saturday: Cuh-atie

ONCE UPON A TIME...


...There was a cool chickaroonie. Her name was Cuh-atie.

            Cuh-atie :)

Cuh-atie was super awesome for a lot of reasons. One of her awesome traits was that she was a super flag master. She was a member of the super elite super women group*... COLOR GUARD!

Cuh-atie with her flag. 

But one day, while she was practicing mega-awesome tricks with her flat, her flat mysteriously vanished in mid-air.

"Oh noooo!" cried Cuh-atie. "My flag!!!"

Cuh-atie came panicking to her super awesome cousin who was also a detective, Meago.

Meago the Detective. No comments from the

peanut gallery, please.

"What's wrong, Cuh?!" Meago asked.

"My flag! It disappeared!" Cuh-atie cried. "I need your help!"

"That's no prob, Cuh!" Meago smiled. "It's time to investigate."

Cuh-atie and Meago traveled back to the scene of the crime. Meago spotted an eye-witness. 

"Have you seen any suspicious activity in the past 24 hours?" Meago interrogated. 

The eye-witness was a SQUIRREL. Go figure, Meago...

Go figure...

Then, out of the blue, the eye-witness scurried off.

"FOLLOW HIM!" Meago yelled.

Meago and Cuh-atie darted off and followed the eye-witness to his home. He lived in a tree... (Gee, I wonder why.)

And there it was... Cuh-atie's flag was leaning up against the tree.

"My flag!!" Cuh-atie rejoiced and hugged her flag. "How did it get here?"

Meago sighed. "I'm not going to say that eye-witness was the one who took your flag... Because he's a squirrel... And quite frankly, Indy would kill me for making that accusation on a squirrel."

I love you, Indy! :)

"Not to mention how hard it would be to incarcerate a squirrel. Have you ever tried to incarcerate a squirrel?!" Meago said. "Cased Closed!"

In the end, Cuh-atie got her flag back. She kept practicing until she turned into a super hero. 

Cuh-atie the Super Hero. :)

And she lived happily ever after.

THE END. ♥

*Yes, I'm aware that there is one male species in your super elite super women group. But the women over dominate, therefore... He's over domniated. SESWG it is.

Once Upon a Saturday: The Adventures of Aty Part 4

Last time, on The Adventures of Aty...

Aty hops in her ATYMOBILE and travels to...

...Jesup, Georgia. It's like Jesus and Ketchup!

Then she finds the original JESUP (Jesus Ketchup).

She uses it to cure Meago of Octopusism. :)

ONCE UPON A TIME...

Aty and Meago, both being normal human beings, decided to come up with a plan to save Oni from the Fortress of Sad Feelings!

"We could dress up like lollipops as a disguise!! No one will ever know it's us!" Meago joyfully exclaimed.

"Meago, WTF is up with your ideas?" Aty groaned.

So, Aty hopped into her ATYMOBILE and Meago hopped into her...

MEAGOTAAAAAANK! =D

(The other dude in the tank with me is a

hitch hiker. ☺)

Meago and Aty drove from Meagoland to Texas on the hunt for Oni. Finally, they arrive and they got into costume!

Then, Aty and Meago somehow walked into the Fortress of Sad Feelings without being noticed... AT ALL.

After much parading around the Fortress of Sad feelings, Aty and Meago finally find where Oni was located. And trust me, he was in soooo much trouble. 

"ONIIIII!" Aty Snarled. "I thought you were in dire trouble!"

"I waas," Oni whined. "I was soooo bored."

"You made us come all the way out here because you were bored, Oni?" Meago sighed.

"No, that wasn't the only reason..." Oni winked. "I wanted a feature on your blog, ya know?!"

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"ONI!" It's all about me! ;)

"Great," Aty pouted. "Now I'm never going to beat the Evil Hat Monsta!"

"The Evil Hat Monsta?!" A lightbulb turned on above Oni's head. "I know that guy!"

"WUUT?  HOW?!" Aty's jaw dropped.

"He's my mom's aunt's cousin's brother's wife's mom's grandfather's best friend's uncle's girlfriend's father's daughter's teacher's nephew's grandson's father's sister's boss." Oni smiled while Aty and Meago grew a very puzzling look on their faces. "I see that dude all the time at family dinners. He's a real jerk. And he's allergic to sugar. You know how hard it is to cook for a guy who isn't allowed to eat sugar? I really don't understand how he's so fat and everything..."

"WAIT!" Meago interrupted Oni. "You're telling me that The Evil Hat Monsta is allergic to sugar?" Meago turned to Aty. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

Aty smiled wide. "Yes I am!"

The three friends drove from Texas to the Evil Hat Monsta's house. Aty and Meago, both still dressed in their Lollipop costumes, went to knock on his door. The Evil Hat Monsta answered the door, and quickly melted away after seeing Aty and Meago in all their lollipopness.

Oni then ran into his house and grabbed the sacred hat... the hat that would complete Aty's collection.

AND THE WEINER IS... ATYYYY!

(pun intended)

THE END! ♥ ☺

Once Upon a Saturday: The Adventures of Aty Part 3

Last time on The Adventures of Aty...

Aty gets an awesome car.

Oni gets captured by some evil Texan force and is taken

to the Fortress of Sad Feelings.

Meago turns into an octopus. Figures.

"Great!" Aty sighed. "Meago can't do anything if she's an octopus. She can't even give this story a decent plot, because she can't type."

"JKAJDLFKDJCUIEJEKNEKJJLKA" said Meago.

The only way Aty could save Oni is if she turned Meago back into her original life form... She wasn't quite sure if Meago was human or not, but whatever. She was going to do her best.

So, Aty hopped into her ATYMOBILE and drove to Jesup, Georgia. Why Jesup, you ask?

Jesup? It's like Jesus and Ketchup! :D

True Story.

Anyway, Aty finally arrived to this city called Jesup. No one here knew who Meago was, but that didn't matter. Meago apparently had a strange obsession with this city. It was her mission to discover why.

She interviewed several citizens of the city. "Why is this city so important?!?" she asked.

One citizen answered, "We have an Amtrak station!"

"We have an airport!" said another.

"RANDALL BRAMBLETT WAS BORN HERE!" insisted another citizen.

"Who the heck is that?" questioned Aty.

The strange citizen shrugged. "That's what it said on our Wikipedia page."

Aty was close to giving up. She was sad because Meago turned into an octopus. She was sad because Oni was still trapped in the Fortress of Sad Feelings. She was sad because her banana mobile was almost out of gas and she missed her kitty. But that was besides the point. As she was about to pack herself in her ATYMOBILE, she heard angels sing.

"What's that?!" Aty cried out. She turned around, and there it was.

The Original "Jesup"

"This is just what Meago needs!" Aty rejoiced. "She loves Jesus, and she loves Ketchup. She's sure to turn back into a non-Octopus after she drinks this!"

Aty packed up the Jesup in her ATYMOBILE and somehow made it back to Meagoland on an empty tank of gas. 

Meago was just flopping around when Aty showed up. "MEAGO DRINK THIS!!"

The strange octopus drank the Jesusly Blessed Ketchup and turned back into a normal Meago.

It's like going to church and having a hot dog...

ALL AT THE SAME TIME! ♥ :)

You poor reader, I keep leaving cliff hangers for you. I'm sure you're wondering what's going to happen with Oni. Is Aty going to be able to make it from Meagoland to Texas on an empty tank of gas? Can Aty afford to fill her gas tank? Can Aty accomplish all this on her own?

Until next Saturday...

Once Upon a Saturday: The Adventures of Aty Part 2

Last time, on Once Upon a Saturday...

Oh noooo! Aty VS. Monsta?!

ONCE UPON A TIME...

Aty was about to fight this Evil Monsta... but then her pocket started ringing. She was getting a phone call at the wrong time, seriously...

"Hold up Monsta-Dude, I gotta take this..." She takes her phone out.

Her BFF Oni was calling her. Whaddaheck?

"Oni, what do you want?" Aty sighed. "I'm about to fight this monsta."

"Monsta can wait, dummy!" Oni cried. "I HAVE GOTTEN ABDUCTED!!!"

"Saaaay whaaa?!" Aty hung up her phone and looked at the Monsta. "Yo, monsta... I gotta split, can I reschedule this duel?"

The Monsta burped in response. "...Okay. I'll take that as a yes." Aty then ran to her ATYMOBILE and called Oni back.

ATYMOBILE

Oni picked up his phone. "COME SAVE ME I'M IN TEXAS."

"Really, what the crapface?! Okay, I'm on my way." Aty hangs up her phone and drives her ATYMOBILE to the big bad State of TEXAS. She parks her ATYMOBILE in front of a creepy factory right off the interstate. She was sure that poor Oni was in this place. She almost peed herself, it was a creepy place to hold a person hostage.

Low and behold... THE FORTRESS OF SAD FEELINGS:

"WHAT IS THIS?!" Aty yells out of script!!

Take that, Aty.

Aty was in a tussle. She had to find a way to turn Meago back into a human. She had to free Oni from the Evil Fortress of Sad Feelings. And most importantly... She had to beat that Evil Hat Monsta. Poor Aty... NOT!

Stay tuned, kiddos. 

Once Upon a Saturday: The Adventures of Aty

ONCE UPON A TIME...

...There was a fine lass named Aty. No, not like the number. A-T-Y. Aty. 

Aty collected hats like some seven year boys collected baseball cards. Aty had a hat for every occasion. She had a hat for a cool day, and a hat for a warm day. She had a hat for an American Day, and if she felt like being Japanese for a day... She had a hat for that too!

Aty in a JapHat

To say the least, Aty was the MASTER of HATS! But one day, she was faced with a challenge. She had every hat in the universe, except for one. This hat was beloved by all, but owned by only one soul...

THE EVIL HAT MONSTA

The Evil Hat Monsta owned the hat that Aty wanted to so badly. Now, Aty could of talked to the Evil Hat Monsta and she just could of said, "Hey, Mista Monsta... I want that hat, can I please have it?"

But Aty doesn't play the game of hats like that. No, Aty does not. Aty dueled the Evil Hat Monsta. 

Yes, I know my dearies. Soooo many questions going through your head right now, correct? Like...

What weapon will Aty use to fight this odd looking Monsta?

What kind of awesome ninja moves will Aty use?

Who is going to win?

What is this hat that Aty is fighting for?

Is this hat really worth it?

Who is Aty?

Why is this Monsta pink?

Well, kiddos... I'm sorry to do this to you... but...

Stay tuned for more awesomeness and to find out 

what happens next with our dear friend Aty! :)

Once Upon a... SUNDAY?! :O

I forgot about Once Upon a Saturday... I'm so sorry! Haha, but no worries... Once Upon a Sunday is here! :)


ONCE UPON A TIME...

There was a pair of sisters. There was a big sister, Indy. There was a little sister, Eggo.

Indy and Eggo.

Now, Little Eggo was never much for chick flicks. Eventually, Indy realized this. Indy trained Little Eggo to love most chick flicks (but of course, she was still stubborn when it came to chick flicks... but oh well.)

One day, Little Eggo saw the commercial for this movie:

Charlie St. Cloud!

Little Eggo picks up her evil cellular device and texts her big sister, Indy. "We should go watch Charlie St. Cloud!" she says. Indy replies, "LOLWUT you want to watch a chick flick?! Oh-kay! Let's do it!"

The next Sunday morning, they went to the movie theatre. They watched Charlie St. Cloud, and collectively cried enough to fill up the Atlantic Ocean twice.

This is Little Eggo crying like a baby. Boo-hoo.

They both agreed, the movie was the bomb diggity. Little Eggo went and bragged about it on Facebook. Indy even updated her status!!! Indy NEVER updates her status!!

Afterwards, Indy and Eggo went school shopping. Indy's little ones needed supplies for school, and Eggo tagged along because she needed school supplies too (and she LOVES Office Max). While Little Eggo was looking at the shopping list, she almost ran into a pole. Fortunately, Indy was a good big sister and saved her. Little Eggo would of looked like this if she hadn't:

YAY INDY!

Anyway, there are two lessons to be learned today. 

Numero Uno: Indy and Eggo DEEPLY recommend watching Charlie St. Cloud. 

Numero Dos: Eggo DEEPLY recommends watching where you are walking.

And they lived happily ever after...

THE END! 

Once Upon a Saturday...

I figured that since my blog's name is "Once Upon a Meago," the few readers I have are entitled to a little story once in a while. From now on, every Saturday, I'm going to write you guys a little story, equipped with pictures and everything! It's like revisiting the first grade, or something...


ONCE UPON A TIME...


There was a blue monster. His name was Jeffery. He wore a red cap and he liked to laugh and play with his friends.

Jeffery only had one problem. Jeffery had no friends. Jeffery did not get to laugh and play with anyone, because he smelled bad. Really. Bad.

So, one day, in an attempt to gain some friends, Jeffery took a bath in the local river. Unfortunately, Jeffery didn't know that the river was intoxicated with very unstable chemicals.

This is a toxic river. Shut up, kids!! I know

you're laughing at my poor drawing skillzzz. :(

Jeffery got out of the water and had a very funny, tingly feeling on his furry skin. He thought nothing of it, and thought it was gas. He went to bed that night in his little bed. While he was sleeping, the unthinkable happened.

Jeffery, the little blue monster with the red cap who smelt so bad that no body would be his friend, woke up to a crowd of random girls hugging on him. 

"OH JEFFERY!" They cried. "WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH! WILL YOU MARRY ME?!"

Jeffery was very confused. He did not understand why these girls were so obsessive over him. He got up and looked in the mirror, and was startled by what he saw.

WOAH JUSTIN LONG.

"OH EM GEE!!" yelled Jeffery. "I TURNED INTO JUSTIN LONG. NO WONDER I'M A HIT WITH THE LADIES NOW."

From there on out, Jeffery... I mean, Justin Long, lived happily ever after!

The End! :)