Once Upon a Saturday: Cuh-atie

ONCE UPON A TIME...


...There was a cool chickaroonie. Her name was Cuh-atie.

            Cuh-atie :)

Cuh-atie was super awesome for a lot of reasons. One of her awesome traits was that she was a super flag master. She was a member of the super elite super women group*... COLOR GUARD!

Cuh-atie with her flag. 

But one day, while she was practicing mega-awesome tricks with her flat, her flat mysteriously vanished in mid-air.

"Oh noooo!" cried Cuh-atie. "My flag!!!"

Cuh-atie came panicking to her super awesome cousin who was also a detective, Meago.

Meago the Detective. No comments from the

peanut gallery, please.

"What's wrong, Cuh?!" Meago asked.

"My flag! It disappeared!" Cuh-atie cried. "I need your help!"

"That's no prob, Cuh!" Meago smiled. "It's time to investigate."

Cuh-atie and Meago traveled back to the scene of the crime. Meago spotted an eye-witness. 

"Have you seen any suspicious activity in the past 24 hours?" Meago interrogated. 

The eye-witness was a SQUIRREL. Go figure, Meago...

Go figure...

Then, out of the blue, the eye-witness scurried off.

"FOLLOW HIM!" Meago yelled.

Meago and Cuh-atie darted off and followed the eye-witness to his home. He lived in a tree... (Gee, I wonder why.)

And there it was... Cuh-atie's flag was leaning up against the tree.

"My flag!!" Cuh-atie rejoiced and hugged her flag. "How did it get here?"

Meago sighed. "I'm not going to say that eye-witness was the one who took your flag... Because he's a squirrel... And quite frankly, Indy would kill me for making that accusation on a squirrel."

I love you, Indy! :)

"Not to mention how hard it would be to incarcerate a squirrel. Have you ever tried to incarcerate a squirrel?!" Meago said. "Cased Closed!"

In the end, Cuh-atie got her flag back. She kept practicing until she turned into a super hero. 

Cuh-atie the Super Hero. :)

And she lived happily ever after.

THE END. ♥

*Yes, I'm aware that there is one male species in your super elite super women group. But the women over dominate, therefore... He's over domniated. SESWG it is.

And the Winner isssss...

BRITTNEYYYYY! :)

(Duh.)

Brittney pretty much won this Poke War. She had Kenny beat so badly that he had to throw in the towel!!! Kenny still tried, though, so you have to give him credit for that! 

The winner for my Quizaroo will be announced TOMORROW. So, if you haven't already, drop by and try for a chance to win a feature in Once Upon a Saturday! :)

Until then, lovelies. ♥

Once Upon a Saturday: The Adventures of Aty Part 4

Last time, on The Adventures of Aty...

Aty hops in her ATYMOBILE and travels to...

...Jesup, Georgia. It's like Jesus and Ketchup!

Then she finds the original JESUP (Jesus Ketchup).

She uses it to cure Meago of Octopusism. :)

ONCE UPON A TIME...

Aty and Meago, both being normal human beings, decided to come up with a plan to save Oni from the Fortress of Sad Feelings!

"We could dress up like lollipops as a disguise!! No one will ever know it's us!" Meago joyfully exclaimed.

"Meago, WTF is up with your ideas?" Aty groaned.

So, Aty hopped into her ATYMOBILE and Meago hopped into her...

MEAGOTAAAAAANK! =D

(The other dude in the tank with me is a

hitch hiker. ☺)

Meago and Aty drove from Meagoland to Texas on the hunt for Oni. Finally, they arrive and they got into costume!

Then, Aty and Meago somehow walked into the Fortress of Sad Feelings without being noticed... AT ALL.

After much parading around the Fortress of Sad feelings, Aty and Meago finally find where Oni was located. And trust me, he was in soooo much trouble. 

"ONIIIII!" Aty Snarled. "I thought you were in dire trouble!"

"I waas," Oni whined. "I was soooo bored."

"You made us come all the way out here because you were bored, Oni?" Meago sighed.

"No, that wasn't the only reason..." Oni winked. "I wanted a feature on your blog, ya know?!"

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"ONI!" It's all about me! ;)

"Great," Aty pouted. "Now I'm never going to beat the Evil Hat Monsta!"

"The Evil Hat Monsta?!" A lightbulb turned on above Oni's head. "I know that guy!"

"WUUT?  HOW?!" Aty's jaw dropped.

"He's my mom's aunt's cousin's brother's wife's mom's grandfather's best friend's uncle's girlfriend's father's daughter's teacher's nephew's grandson's father's sister's boss." Oni smiled while Aty and Meago grew a very puzzling look on their faces. "I see that dude all the time at family dinners. He's a real jerk. And he's allergic to sugar. You know how hard it is to cook for a guy who isn't allowed to eat sugar? I really don't understand how he's so fat and everything..."

"WAIT!" Meago interrupted Oni. "You're telling me that The Evil Hat Monsta is allergic to sugar?" Meago turned to Aty. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

Aty smiled wide. "Yes I am!"

The three friends drove from Texas to the Evil Hat Monsta's house. Aty and Meago, both still dressed in their Lollipop costumes, went to knock on his door. The Evil Hat Monsta answered the door, and quickly melted away after seeing Aty and Meago in all their lollipopness.

Oni then ran into his house and grabbed the sacred hat... the hat that would complete Aty's collection.

AND THE WEINER IS... ATYYYY!

(pun intended)

THE END! ♥ ☺

Now let the games begin!

Two good friends of mine (who conveniently have blogs at 11Chicken and Brittney Michelle) are in a bit of a quarrel. They are in one of those never ending Facebook poke battles... Yeah, you all know what I'm talking about.

Anyway, they figured out a solution. They decided to let ME pick the winner. And you all know me, I cannot make a decision to save my life.

So, here is how I am going to pick the winner. This competition is limited to ONLY Kenny and Brittney. Sorry guys, you all will have a chance later to compete for the title of awesomeness.

Now, here is the criteria:

1) You must write a story (much like my Once Upon a Saturday stories, only with your own style).
2) Your post must revolve around me, as I will be the main character of your story (Yes, I know... I am a little bit narcissistic. =P)
3) You will be graded on creativity, originality, visual images, etc. (Man, I feel like an English teacher....)
4) Flattery is awesome. AKA... If you blow me up in your story, you better have a good reason. Because the one I like best will be the one to win. Honestly, I don't like being blown up most of the time.
5) I cannot stress... BE CREATIVE! Draw pictures! Meago loves pictures! =D

The deadline is THIS SATURDAY.

May the best "Poker" win. :)

Once Upon a Saturday: The Adventures of Aty Part 3

Last time on The Adventures of Aty...

Aty gets an awesome car.

Oni gets captured by some evil Texan force and is taken

to the Fortress of Sad Feelings.

Meago turns into an octopus. Figures.

"Great!" Aty sighed. "Meago can't do anything if she's an octopus. She can't even give this story a decent plot, because she can't type."

"JKAJDLFKDJCUIEJEKNEKJJLKA" said Meago.

The only way Aty could save Oni is if she turned Meago back into her original life form... She wasn't quite sure if Meago was human or not, but whatever. She was going to do her best.

So, Aty hopped into her ATYMOBILE and drove to Jesup, Georgia. Why Jesup, you ask?

Jesup? It's like Jesus and Ketchup! :D

True Story.

Anyway, Aty finally arrived to this city called Jesup. No one here knew who Meago was, but that didn't matter. Meago apparently had a strange obsession with this city. It was her mission to discover why.

She interviewed several citizens of the city. "Why is this city so important?!?" she asked.

One citizen answered, "We have an Amtrak station!"

"We have an airport!" said another.

"RANDALL BRAMBLETT WAS BORN HERE!" insisted another citizen.

"Who the heck is that?" questioned Aty.

The strange citizen shrugged. "That's what it said on our Wikipedia page."

Aty was close to giving up. She was sad because Meago turned into an octopus. She was sad because Oni was still trapped in the Fortress of Sad Feelings. She was sad because her banana mobile was almost out of gas and she missed her kitty. But that was besides the point. As she was about to pack herself in her ATYMOBILE, she heard angels sing.

"What's that?!" Aty cried out. She turned around, and there it was.

The Original "Jesup"

"This is just what Meago needs!" Aty rejoiced. "She loves Jesus, and she loves Ketchup. She's sure to turn back into a non-Octopus after she drinks this!"

Aty packed up the Jesup in her ATYMOBILE and somehow made it back to Meagoland on an empty tank of gas. 

Meago was just flopping around when Aty showed up. "MEAGO DRINK THIS!!"

The strange octopus drank the Jesusly Blessed Ketchup and turned back into a normal Meago.

It's like going to church and having a hot dog...

ALL AT THE SAME TIME! ♥ :)

You poor reader, I keep leaving cliff hangers for you. I'm sure you're wondering what's going to happen with Oni. Is Aty going to be able to make it from Meagoland to Texas on an empty tank of gas? Can Aty afford to fill her gas tank? Can Aty accomplish all this on her own?

Until next Saturday...

Once Upon a Saturday: The Adventures of Aty Part 2

Last time, on Once Upon a Saturday...

Oh noooo! Aty VS. Monsta?!

ONCE UPON A TIME...

Aty was about to fight this Evil Monsta... but then her pocket started ringing. She was getting a phone call at the wrong time, seriously...

"Hold up Monsta-Dude, I gotta take this..." She takes her phone out.

Her BFF Oni was calling her. Whaddaheck?

"Oni, what do you want?" Aty sighed. "I'm about to fight this monsta."

"Monsta can wait, dummy!" Oni cried. "I HAVE GOTTEN ABDUCTED!!!"

"Saaaay whaaa?!" Aty hung up her phone and looked at the Monsta. "Yo, monsta... I gotta split, can I reschedule this duel?"

The Monsta burped in response. "...Okay. I'll take that as a yes." Aty then ran to her ATYMOBILE and called Oni back.

ATYMOBILE

Oni picked up his phone. "COME SAVE ME I'M IN TEXAS."

"Really, what the crapface?! Okay, I'm on my way." Aty hangs up her phone and drives her ATYMOBILE to the big bad State of TEXAS. She parks her ATYMOBILE in front of a creepy factory right off the interstate. She was sure that poor Oni was in this place. She almost peed herself, it was a creepy place to hold a person hostage.

Low and behold... THE FORTRESS OF SAD FEELINGS:

"WHAT IS THIS?!" Aty yells out of script!!

Take that, Aty.

Aty was in a tussle. She had to find a way to turn Meago back into a human. She had to free Oni from the Evil Fortress of Sad Feelings. And most importantly... She had to beat that Evil Hat Monsta. Poor Aty... NOT!

Stay tuned, kiddos. 

She is a princess and boys are smelly.

I am very fortunate to be friends on Facebook with a lady who has been very influential in my life.

Today, though, she posted a status that stated that all the men in her house were treating her like poopie. So what did I do? I did what I do best... draw pictures. :)

Boys are stinky and mean. No offense to the decent ones out there, though.

Much love to all of you out there! Next up, Once Upon a Saturday! Stay tuned. :)

♥

Once Upon a Saturday: The Adventures of Aty

ONCE UPON A TIME...

...There was a fine lass named Aty. No, not like the number. A-T-Y. Aty. 

Aty collected hats like some seven year boys collected baseball cards. Aty had a hat for every occasion. She had a hat for a cool day, and a hat for a warm day. She had a hat for an American Day, and if she felt like being Japanese for a day... She had a hat for that too!

Aty in a JapHat

To say the least, Aty was the MASTER of HATS! But one day, she was faced with a challenge. She had every hat in the universe, except for one. This hat was beloved by all, but owned by only one soul...

THE EVIL HAT MONSTA

The Evil Hat Monsta owned the hat that Aty wanted to so badly. Now, Aty could of talked to the Evil Hat Monsta and she just could of said, "Hey, Mista Monsta... I want that hat, can I please have it?"

But Aty doesn't play the game of hats like that. No, Aty does not. Aty dueled the Evil Hat Monsta. 

Yes, I know my dearies. Soooo many questions going through your head right now, correct? Like...

What weapon will Aty use to fight this odd looking Monsta?

What kind of awesome ninja moves will Aty use?

Who is going to win?

What is this hat that Aty is fighting for?

Is this hat really worth it?

Who is Aty?

Why is this Monsta pink?

Well, kiddos... I'm sorry to do this to you... but...

Stay tuned for more awesomeness and to find out 

what happens next with our dear friend Aty! :)